August 27, 2019
Tomi Lahren is a legit bitch.
All she be care about is to get dat money, and she be gettin it, er’eyday.
And the Twitter retards will get her that money by whining about how she be gettin dat money.
Liberals are freaking out over conservative firebrand Tomi Lahren’s new ‘Freedom’ fashion line, designed for those who love
“God, Guns and Country” — but let’s be honest, lefties have been making fashion political for a long time
Lahren recently launched her line of yoga pants and workout tops with Alexo Athleticwear, prompting a social media meltdown.
The conservative pundit claims she has been pegged as “too controversial” to have her own fashion line — but who made the rule that only liberals get to make political statements with their sartorial choices?
"Freedom is a plain red tee. Freedom is also another one with no sleeves. And also star pants. Freedom is yacht-adjacent. Freedom is the poster for a comedy movie about five friends from Smith who take a trip together every year and all hate the blonde one." – Tomi Lahren pic.twitter.com/nAio59nhdR
— Ed Winstead (@eswinstead) August 23, 2019
The Twitterati also condemned Lahren for the “gun holsters” which were apparently designed into the pants — though, a quick glance at the Alexo websites clarifies that there are no gun holsters in Lahren’s leggings (that’s in contrast to the brand’s “Signature Carrywear” pants, which were indeed designed with gun-holstering in mind).
For every pair of yoga pants sold, Tomi Lahren gives a burlap sack to a caged child at the border.
— Susie Meister (@susie_meister) August 24, 2019
Promoting the workout gear, Lahren even said it was “important” that her line did not have a pocket for a gun because there “a lot of young people who aren’t ready to have a gun holster in their pants” — but that didn’t stop the alleged “gun pants” from taking over Twitter.
As someone who *actually* carried a gun — in service of our country, at all times — I can tell you that @tomilahren’s floppy-ass spandex “gun holsters” are unsafe, unsuitable for excercising, and just a fake way to look patriotic while profiting off the deaths of innocent people https://t.co/UWK1dTAExe
— Asha Rangappa (@AshaRangappa_) August 25, 2019
My advice to Tomi is: you go, girl.
People want to fuck you now, but in a few years, they won’t anymore.
That tight ass ain’t gonna last forever.
But you know what does last forever?
Get that money, you dumb crooked bitch.