March 13, 2018
Check your tiny COCK Ching-Chong – it just got BLOCKED!
LARGEST EVER TECH MERGER COCKBLOCKED!
I haven’t seen a cockblocking like this since this one guy I knew in high school!
President Donald Trump blocked Singapore chipmaker Broadcom from pursuing a hostile takeover of U.S. rival Qualcomm, ruling the proposed combination would imperil national security.
(Just so you understand, Qualcomm is American – they were trying to absorb our manufacturer.)
The decision, announced late Monday, abruptly ends Broadcom’s four-month, $117 billion bid to buy Qualcomm – a deal that would have been the largest ever completed in the technology industry.
In a statement, Broadcom said it ‘strongly disagrees’ that the acquisition raises any national-security concerns. Qualcomm did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
Not only is this a massive donkey punch to the back of the head of the entire globo-corpro establishmento – it is a serious assertion of American power on the global market.
This is on par with the time Richard Spencer beat the living shit out of a random Chinese man in an airplane bathroom – simply to demonstrate the superiority of the ARYAN MASTER RACE!
Furthermore, the national security bit is actually very true. These chips are the basis of any mobile phone, and they are very difficult to figure out. If you control their production, you can absolutely fuck the entire world’s security with the NSA today. Putin might not have a cellphone, but virtually everyone else in the entire world does.
Fantastic POPULIST-NATIONALIST PRO-AMERICAN move by Donald Trump!
Soon, we will be buying Singapore’s companies!
Then we’ll start distributing opium on their beaches to slow them down while we loot the fucking place!
This is NATIONAL NEO-FRIEZAISM AND YOU GOOKS SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A BIGGER BOAT!