UK: Oxford Bans Clapping Because It’s Progressive, Bigot!

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
October 26, 2019

Imagine doing this. Like, imagine actually believing in this crap. How much of a wahmen do you have to be to fall for a fad this dumb? What bold new social agenda does not clapping promote?

Inquiring minds need to know.


Students at the University of Oxford have voted to ‘replace clapping’ with a silent wave because it ‘could trigger anxiety’.

They are instead being told to use ‘jazz hands’, where they wave their hands in the air.

The motion to ‘mandate the encouragement of silent clapping’ was successfully passed by the university’s student union officers, following their first meeting of the year on Tuesday.

It will come apply at student union events, and if successful, rolled out to other societies and events.

Oxford students had argued that alternatives to clapping already existed in some organisations and institutions and that they should follow suit.

It comes after the University of Manchester passed a similar motion in September last year.

The student in question:

Oh god.

It-it’s starting again! The negative thots are coming back again.


Jokes aside, girls with bangs are all going through serious mental trauma. Bangs are a universally understood cry for help.

I still find them cute tbh

Girls with bangs are even more dangerous than boys with bowl cuts, but the SPLC is characteristically mum on the subject.

Jazz hands is the British Sign Language expression for applause and is considered a more inclusive gesture.

Sabbatical Officers Roisin McCallion said: ‘The policy was proposed in order to encourage the use of British Sign Language clapping during our democratic events, to make those events more accessible and inclusive for all, including people who suffer from anxiety.

It does not surprise me in the slightest that a white wahmen with bangs was the culprit behind all of this. If it was the Jews, it would be far more critical of White society in general. But because it was a wahmen, this whole stunt just reeks of mental illness and stupidity. Also, it’s eerie and cult-like.

It occurs to me that leftists are just flexing on normal people now without any rhyme or reason when they try to force everyone to do weird things like eat bugs, sacrifice babies and do jazz hands or finger-snapping instead.

Thank God I’m not in Cuck Island though. I wake up every morning, remember that I do not live in the UK, and immediately feel a lot better.

See, Americans love clapping too much to ever allow such a travesty to occur at home.

Every day in America, everywhere you go, the clapping is just deafening. It’s on 24/7 and it never, ever stops.

I love it.

And if you think about it, the sound of thunderous clapping is really just freedom taking a victory lap around your eardrums. And that’s freedom pattering onto the floor from your battered and bruised palms as well. The loud noise scares the leftism away. You get used to it.

Fun fact: People in America are often shot by the police for not clapping hard enough.

But that’s because freedom isn’t free, folks.

Start clapping or you’ll end up like the UK in no time.