August 15, 2019
Banning knives for everyone because niggers keep stabbing each other (YAY!) and humans (BOO!!!) didn’t work, so now the geniuses in the British cucklice have found a new solution – just write some words on boxes of fried chicken.
This is a brilliant idea that will totally work.
Special chicken boxes warning about the dangers of carrying a knife are to be distributed to takeaways across England and Wales by the government.
More than 320,000 of them – featuring the Home Office #knifefree campaign – will replace the standard packaging in 210 outlets.
Yeah, because carrying them is the problem…
When I woke up this morning, I was in the mood to stab someone, but I changed my mind after just seeing this picture.
And I didn’t even need to eat any fried chicken!
Real-life stories of young people who have escaped knife crime will be printed inside the boxes, distributed at independent and branch-owned chicken shops, including Morley’s, Chicken Cottage and Dixy Chicken.
They have been criticised by senior Labour figures, including shadow home secretary Diane Abbott, who said called the boxes a “crude, offensive and probably expensive campaign”.
Dem programs, y’all.
Instead of investing in a public health approach to violent crime, the Home Office have opted for yet another crude, offensive and probably expensive campaign. They would do better to invest in our communities not demonise them. https://t.co/dGZBo3IypV
— Diane Abbott (@HackneyAbbott) August 14, 2019
This is Diane Abbott, BTW:
This thing has been a member of the British parliament since 1987, and Corbyn wants to put it in the government too.
So cheer up Swedecucks, it could be worse – and it probably will be, at some point…
MP David Lammy also asked on Twitter: “Is this some kind of joke?! Why have you chosen chicken shops? What’s next, #KnifeFree watermelons?”
Yes, watermelons would’ve been a nice touch.
— David Lammy (@DavidLammy) August 14, 2019
BTW, this is David Lammy:
This thing’s been a member of Parliament since 2000.
Are there any White people left in the British parliament?
Policing minister Kit Malthouse said they will “bring home” to young people the “tragic consequences” of carrying a knife, and “challenge the idea that it makes you safer”.
He added: “The government is doing everything it can to tackle the senseless violence that is traumatising communities and claiming too many young lives, including bolstering the police’s ranks with 20,000 new police officers on our streets.”
HOLY SHIT I FOUND A WHITE ONE!
But returning to the subject – when you’re surrounded by all sorts of violent monkeypeople, having a knife on you does make you safer, because you sure as hell know they’ll have one and actually use it, often for literally no reason.
Many of the shops that are involved in the scheme will also have screens displaying messages from the #knifefree campaign.
The move follows a partnership with Morley’s earlier this year, which saw 20,000 #knifefree chicken boxes distributed in 15 branches.
Morley’s managing director Shan Selvendran said: “We want to promote being knife free by using custom chicken boxes to deliver the message and start conversations amongst all of our customers.”
The aim of the #knifefree campaign is to reduce knife crime by altering the attitudes and behaviour of young people aged between 10 and 21.
The government has also established #knifefree street teams who will visit convenience stores, hair salons, barber shops, places of worship and community centres in London, Manchester and Birmingham.
What, no midnight basketball?
No building more community centers?
No arresting people for carrying potato peelers in public?
Man, these people are fucking retarded…
The only solution to not having a lot of violent crime is getting rid of niggers.
This is not a British problem, it is an African problem.