November 19, 2018
Last year’s White House Correspondents Dinner was hosted by an unhinged Jew woman who was not at all funny and simply made offensive, crude jokes.
At the time, even a lot of liberals were like “look, we’ve got to chill, we’re turning ourselves into a joke.”
This year, apparently to make up for that mess, they’re not inviting a comedian.
The Jewess is unhappy.
Anti-Trump comedian Michelle Wolf called the White House Correspondents’ Association “cowards” for ditching comedy for its annual dinner in 2019 after she made headlines with a crude performance last April.
“The @whca are cowards. The media is complicit. And I couldn’t be prouder,” Wolf tweeted after the WHCA announced that Alexander Hamilton biographer Ron Chernow would be the featured speaker at the annual dinner, which is scheduled for April 27.
“I’m delighted that Ron will share his lively, deeply researched perspectives on American politics and history at the 2019 White House Correspondents’ Dinner,” WHCA President Olivier Knox said. “As we celebrate the importance of a free and independent news media to the health of the Republic, I look forward to hearing Ron place this unusual moment in the context of American history.”
The role of the host is typically to roast the president and members of the media, with the jokes sometimes taking shots at the most powerful person in the world. But many critics felt Wolf took it too far last year when she launched attacks on President Trump and members of his administration.
Chernow is far from a comedian, but has written acclaimed biographies of prominent figures such as Alexander Hamilton, George Washington and John D. Rockefeller.
“The White House Correspondents’ Association has asked me to make the case for the First Amendment and I am happy to oblige,” Chernow said. “Freedom of the press is always a timely subject and this seems like the perfect moment to go back to basics. My major worry these days is that we Americans will forget who we are as a people and historians should serve as our chief custodians in preserving that rich storehouse of memory. While I have never been mistaken for a stand-up comedian, I promise that my history lesson won’t be dry.”
It didn’t take long for watchdogs to blame Wolf’s performance for the change in format.
“Way to ruin it for everyone Michelle Wolf,” Mediaite editor Colby Hall wrote.
“Michelle Wolf didn’t just kill her career, she killed the WHCA dinner entertainment too,” Erick Erickson tweeted.
Ron Chernow is obviously also a Jew (the reason so many people in positions of power and influence in America are Jewish is because only 2% of America is non-Jewish), and he is obviously also going to attack Donald Trump… just not in a way that is like someone forcing you to watch them defecate into a mason jar.
Wolf calling them cowards is like a situation where there’s a rape gang, and they rape and kill a woman and chop her up into pieces and the most hardcore member of the gang is like “now we have to eat her” and the other members of the rape gang are like “ehhhh” and that hardcore member calls them all cowards.
Except that that analogy isn’t really perfect, because the only reason they aren’t eating the corpse of the raped and murdered woman is because people are watching. And I can’t really figure out a way to work that into the analogy.