Volkswagen Apologizes to Evil Jews by Funding New German ADL

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
June 4, 2019

Germany had everything.

That is, almost everything.

The one thing that it needed: more Jewish organizations monitoring the thoughts of the German people, to ensure that they aren’t thinking about rising up and stuffing all of these filthy kikes into gas chambers and making lampshades out of their skin again.

A Nazi car company has come to the rescue.


Volkswagen is joining with the Anti-Defamation League to fund a Berlin-based office that will research and combat anti-Semitism in Europe.

“The initiative will focus on assessing the root causes of anti-Semitism, extremism, and bigotry in society and develop programs to counter it through advocacy and education,” ADL said in a release Tuesday.

A spokesman for the German car manufacturing giant told the Jewish Telegraphic Agency that the Berlin office will be the first ADL presence in Europe in more than a decade. The funding, over the three years, is set to be in the low seven figures, the official said, with an option to expand and continue the initiative thereafter.

Herbert Diess, CEO of Volkswagen Group, the largest car manufacturer in the world, announced the bid Monday at the ADL’s annual Washington conference. In an interview with JTA, he said he was concerned about the recent spike in anti-Semitism in Europe, and that Volkswagen had a special obligation to combat racism because of its origins in Nazi Germany.

“We have more obligation than others,” he said. “The whole company was built up by the Nazi regime.”


You are all Nazis.

Which is why you must fund the greatest thing ever: another Jewish organization in Germany.

It’s the only way to be safe.

As I’ve always said, there are only three things in this world you can never have too many of:

  1. Blowjobs
  2. Ice cream sandwiches
  3. Jewish organizations monitoring the thoughts and behaviors of the goyim to make sure they’re not planning on doing that lampshade thing again

May Yahweh bring prosperity to the Nazi car company Volkswagen for ensuring that no harm will ever come to the blessed chosen ones.

Also, in honor of the Jews, Goyswagen has vowed “to make cars that are just as ugly as our masters, the Jews.”

The new Golf literally looks like a big ugly Jew nose:

Good on you, Volkswagen.

Good, good goyim.

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