WAKEY WAKEY! Time to Mow and Grill!

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
July 29, 2018

It’s summer and that means that it’s time to fire up the grill.

Liberals don’t understand grilling. They’re too busy yapping about Russia, racism and race war. Me and my boomer friends don’t care about that. We focus on what’s important, on what’s American.

Lawn mowing and grilling. Suck on that, liberals.

Frankly, I don’t really care about whether someone is black, brown or purple as long as they bleed red, white and blue.

I’ve got the grill going every weekend, all are welcome. Except for liberals of course.

If any liberals come to my grill party this weekend, I’m running them out of the neighborhood.

The ex let me keep the lawn mower at least. Damn bitch. But at least she can’t take away my choice cuts and my grill. Women appreciate a man that can cook meat.

Kids these days don’t understand the value of a hard day’s work and a good grill on the weekends. Nowadays it’s just politics everywhere, trying to ruin everybody’s good time. The boy is spending his first summer back from college at home. He’s talking about gender fluidity and Trump. He didn’t want to go fishing last weekend.

I support my president, but someone needs to do something about those Russian troll factories affecting our elections, that’s for sure. We gotta get tougher on the cyber.


Just look at those lines on the meat!

Back in my dad, it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. But America is all about doing what you want as long as you don’t hurt nobody.


Oh, there goes the alarm, time to get up and get back to the ol’ grindstone.

God damn it. The blade just spun off the dang lawnmower again.


Oh darn, that’s right, my girlfriend is out with her friends to brunch today. And it looks like junior is still sleeping. How can he be asleep on a day like this? And it’s already 9:30.

He was probably up all night on Facebook talking to his friends again. That reminds me, I need to like Bob’s pic of his new Deer.

I need to get me a new Deer as well. This one’s already six months old.

Bob’s having a barbeque later this evening. My ex’s friend Jeanine will be there. She’s always had a thing with me. I wonder if she ever got that new TV she was talking about getting. I guess we can have a chat if I had over.

Bob overcooks his meat though…

Probably because he’s a liberal. LOL!

I gotta send Steve an email with that one! He’ll get a surprise when he turns the computer on…on Monday.