August 16, 2019
Maybe Trump should just take Greenland if he wants it?
That would least be interesting.
Greenland has said it is “not for sale” following reports that US President Donald Trump has spoken about buying the world’s biggest island.
The president is said to have discussed the idea of purchasing Greenland, an autonomous Danish territory, during dinners and meetings with advisers.
But Greenland’s foreign ministry dismissed the idea, saying: “We’re open for business, not for sale.”
Mr Trump’s reported plans have also been quickly dismissed by politicians in Denmark. “It must be an April Fool’s Day joke…but totally out of [season]!”, tweeted former Prime Minister Lars Lokke Rasmussen.
That joke was a real bummer, faggot.
You’d better prepare yourself to be bought out.
The Wall Street Journal (WSJ), which first reported the news, said Mr Trump had spoken about the purchase with “varying degrees of seriousness”.
Sources quoted in other media differed over whether the president was joking or seriously hoping to expand US territory.
The White House has not commented on the reports.
The neoconservatives of the Trump Administration have failed to start wars to overthrow both Venezuela and Iran, and they’re presently in the process of failing to take down Hong Kong.
They need a win.
Doing a color revolution and/or an invasion and conquest of Greenland could be the big win they need to restore the legitimacy of the US empire.
We’d have Canada surrounded.
Seriously though, why are we talking about this?
I’m not even really sure that it’s funny.
I guess it might be?
Maybe we should do a poll…