Whoops: Young, Dumb, Fat Slut CEO of Theranos Actually a Lying Fraud

Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
June 18, 2018

How do you get so fat, but only in your cheeks? Does she have chipmunk ancestry?

Anyone should be suspicious when being sold miraculous new medical solutions. But that goes double when the one responsible is a teenage girl with puffy cheeks.

Like, seriously. Who could take this woman – and her cheeks – seriously?

Elizabeth Holmes started courting investors at 19 years old, claiming to have revolutionary new blood-testing technology. She raised billions of dollars, and got contracts with major corporations to offer these testing services.

But, as it turns out, it was all complete bunk.

The Verge:

Federal prosecutors have indicted disgraced Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes and former president and chief operating officer, Ramesh “Sunny” Balwani, for defrauding customers and investors, calling their actions a “corporate conspiracy” that “endangered health and lives.”

Whoops!

I guess it was worth it, in order to promote “the next Steve Jobs.”

Girl power, amirite?

Holmes has also stepped down as CEO from the blood-testing company, once a Silicon Valley darling valued at $9 billion. Starting in 2015, a series of articles in The Wall Street Journal by investigative journalist John Carreyrou revealed that the company was peddling a technology — blood tests with a simple finger prick — that did not actually work.The company has been forced to void or correct nearly a million blood-test results. The company has since become an example of the dangers of Silicon Valley hype and Holmes, once a billionaire, now has a net worth close to zero.

Prosecutors charged both Holmes and Balwani, who each face two counts of conspiracy to commit wire fraud and nine counts of wire fraud. This carries a maximum 20 years in prison, plus a fine of $250,000 for each count of conspiracy and wire fraud.

Wew.

I guess 20 years in the slammer is plenty of time to work on losing that cheek fat.

But the gall of this bitch and her magic blood testing machines, lol.

Only a woman or a Jew would have the hubris to raise billions of dollars on some fake equipment.

And this hoax was a totally conscious, calculated thing, too.

This story has been developing for a while, but she’s just now getting charged.

Wikipedia:

Theranos is under criminal investigation by federal prosecutors and the SEC for allegedly misleading investors and government officials about its technology. The case is considered “extremely unusual” by a former assistant U.S. attorney for the Justice Department. The U.S. House of Representatives Committee on Energy and Commerce requested information on what Theranos was doing to correct its testing inaccuracies and adherence to federal guidelines in June 2016. On April 21, 2017, the Wall Street Journal reported that an investor had alleged that Theranos Inc. had misled company directors about its practices concerning laboratory testing. According to a lawsuit filed by the investor, Theranos had used a shell company to secretly buy lab equipment to run fake demonstrations. The case was settled on May 1, 2017

She was literally using different machines to run the tests and pretending it was the work of her fake machines.

And she was pretending everything was on the up and up until the very end.

Reason put out a documentary about it earlier this month.

That’s what you call hubris.

Why is it that women in business are indistinguishable in their behavior from Jews?

Really makes you think.

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