June 19, 2018
Just a reminder: I am not the real President. I am a cartoon rabbit.
— Donald J. Thump (@POTUSThump) June 19, 2018
Pressure is coming down on Donald J. Thump, a cartoon rabbit who has been accused by the internet police of SERIAL KIDNAPPING, which as you may know is an internet felony.
Thump has been caught kidnapping children (in a serialized fashion) at the Mexican border. Mike Pence will be able to pardon Thump on the federal charges, but on the state charges… that will be up to Marlon Bundo, who is the only rabbit who can keep Thump from spending the rest of his life in Toontown jail.
My OFFICIAL a/c is: https://t.co/WvDNzM1NA2
— Marlon Bundo (@realMarlonBundo) December 7, 2017
Thump, who is originally from the flips and thus an Asian cartoon (AKA anime, last bastion of nazism), has previously been in trouble with the internet police for making a neon-nazi children’s book which promoted white supremacy and so on.
— Donald J. Thump (@POTUSThump) September 15, 2017
He is now working on a neon-nazi comic book with Chuck Dixon about Donald Trump in outer space.
This summer, we want YOU to join us.🇺🇸
— Donald J. Thump (@POTUSThump) June 18, 2018
But it’s going to hard to finish that up from behind cartoon bars, with these serial child kidnapping charges looming over his head, which he’s been charged with by people on Twitter.